21 signs you’re becoming French at Heart

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1. You drink entirely too much red wine

because its “cheaper than water.”

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2. You’ve watched Jules et Jim and/or 400 Coups 

in its entirety on youtube.

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Sans subtitles, of course.

3. You’re over cupcakes, and have been ever since

you tasted a macaron.

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4. Your César-watching parties are attended primarily

by you and your cat Pierre.

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5. You still regularly reference the French Revolution

when discussing politics.

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6. Drinking coffee on the go is personally offensive.

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7. You pronounce “Le Pain Quotidien” the RIGHT way

and your friends are really fucking annoyed every time.

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8. Verb conjugations get stuck in your head

instead of Miley Cyrus songs

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9. You give unsolicited advice to French tourists you

overhear on the subway just so you can

break out your best Fraccent

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LE TIMES SQUARE EST THAT WAY YOU’RE WELCOME.

10. You knew Vincent Cassel way before

he finger banged Natalie Portman on Black Swan.

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Cassel starred as Vinz in 1995’s La Haine.

11. Macaroni and Brie sounds like a good idea.

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12. Netflix suggests “Mind Bending, Depressing,

Existential Foreign Films” to you on a nightly basis.

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13. Biking is best in high heels and dress.

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And with this hat, and basket, and messenger bag. We should probably all just become this woman.

14. You WILL NOT choose between Lea Seydoux

and Melanie Laurent.

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15. Les Miserables was a book first,

then a musical,

THEN a movie.

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And don’t even think of mentioning Russell Crowe.

16. You watch your favorite TV shows

with French subtitles, just for funsies.

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17. July 4th is significant because it means

only 10 more days until Bastille Day!

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18. Your attempt at a classic bob haircut

just made you look like an aging Bon Jovi.

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19. A cigarette counts as lunch, RIGHT?!

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20. You pretend that eyesore cell phone tower

was left over from the 1889 World’s Fair.

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21. Low carb, shmow carb

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Vive La France!

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